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vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker


officialstrachattack:

fire-in-the-dingo:

spetefire:

tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]

Previously: Bears Doing Human Things

In honor of my country.

I really want to experience Canada first-hand some day, it just… Seems so unreal.

the Calgary one couldn’t me any more fucking accurate.

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.




charkyuu:

Sensei forgot his glasses


dmonarkworld:

cyborglovesong:

Dating advice from Commander Shepard.

OMG


ihavetofart:

that is our building
and we sell paper

im crying bc nobody cared about Pam’s art exhibit but SWEETHEART MICHAEL DID

sebastianvaels-swayinghips:

The fact that Cullen quite literally drops what he’s doing when the Inquisitor walks in is just the most adorable thing in the world.



sasstronauuut:

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF



sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.





Tatiana | 19 | MA

Basically just a depressed potato who's bad at peopling and wastes time on the internet and playing video games.





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