ask to be boyfriend
Fiona’s exact words about the Anders thing are:
"I’m not going to condone what Anders did," Fiona said, "but I understand why he did it. I’m only suggesting we act, not blow up the White Spire."
That’s not saying ‘What…
The Most Dangerous Gamer
I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages
THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.
I WANT THIS FRAMED
But why the first guy though? He didn’t say anything, he was just peacefully playing Angry Birds.
I WAS SO SCARED
Debated rescuing one or two, certain we made the right choice
i just woke up from a dream where snoop dogg was an unquestioned class in team fortress 2
give me bisexual alistair theirin or give me also bisexual alistair theirin
or also bisexual morrigan
I wonder how quickly the world would change if all straight women suddenly refused to sleep with straight men who used gendered slurs, made or laughed at rape and domestic abuse jokes, sex-shamed, and mocked women’s bodies. I wonder.
HOly shit that second link
Holy fucking shit.
My answer: officialvarrictethras
I just picture Aysunn like an over-worked babysitter for all these irresponsible Inquisitors. "BERK YOU PUT THAT JAR OF BEES DOWN. SHAE, STOP PESTERING RORIE. MAGIK, GET /OFF/ OF ANNIE!!"
Felicien can help her out! Of course, he’ll probably end up using his magic to just keep them all in one spot so they can’t cause trouble.
And by the end of the day, Aysunn and Felicien just pass out in a pile of sleepy baby!quisitors v.v
Precious little asshole children~
"Yael, stop fighting with Gale over Cullen!”
"Avan, get down from there! And don’t pull on Mally’s hair!”
"Eagon, leave Rosie alone!”
*nose shrinking in disgust*
What? Gale wouldn’t fight with Yael, especially not over a boy, I mean a man heh. It’d be more like Yael & Gale need to stop poking fun at stupid noodle head hehe
*snorts* I picture some hair pulling tbh. Things are gonna get nasty.